Here’s what to do when your sales, ahem, suck...

“A simple Antimimeticisomorphic strategy to get your prospects to pull out their credit cards and eagerly buy your products or service as if hypnotised by a magic spell...”

Dear Antimimeticisomorphic Entrepreneur,

How would you like to double your sales and triple your profits by spending 30-50% LESS in marketing and up to 10 hours/week LESS in the office while having more FUN running your business?

How much would that be worth to you over the next 12 months? $5,000? $10,000? $50,000?

Because, it IS possible...

So, why ain’t you doin’ it?

Part of the reason (to put it mildly) is that you need to be doing out-of-the-ordinary things to produce extra-ordinary results in your life and business.

You must admit, working LESS and producing 200% MORE is, to say the least, extra-ordinary.

OK, so you want to know the ‘short-cut’?

Good question.

No, GREAT question!

If you want different results in your business you need to start asking different/better questions. And if you ask excellent questions, you will get excellent results, and if you ask outstanding questions, you...

That wasn’t so hard, was it? I hope you’re having fun because what I’m about to share with you will make your business life a lot more funtastic.

OK, so how do you do out-of-the-ordinary things that create EXTRA-ordinary results?

You must ‘SWITCH OFF’ your prospects’ and clients’ ‘resistance BARRIERS.’

Your prospects and clients ain’t dumb. They know you need to make sales to stay in business. So each time they open your email or letter they suspect to be sold something. They’re looking for a ‘sales pitch’ and missing every word you say to them in the process.

Your product could be the best one in the world, you could be doing everything right, talking about benefits as you ought to be but because they can’t hear you, your message is as good as lost.

So, how can you ‘slip’ into their subconscious minds unnoticed and ‘pull’ a few strings so that they do exactly what you say?

You need to REMOVE, pull down or tear down their resistance barriers. But you can’t get busted!

You need to relax and engage your prospects and clients and then, in between, carefully plant the seeds of your message or your sales pitch.

Then, BINGO!

Once their ‘resistance barriers’ are switched off it becomes a child’s play.

They are calm and relaxed. Your story will reach their hearts – the factory of their motivation, desires and willingness to BUY.

By doing this you will spend less on marketing and have a greater impact while advancing the relationship you have with your clients.

And the MAGIC KEY that makes this easy and ‘idiot-proof’ is...

The appropriate use of humour.

BECAUSE people are finding it harder and harder to relax these days, the use of appropriate humour will be well received.

They will give your sales presentation a chance. At the very least, they’ll hear you out with an open mind. And that’s every marketer’s wildest dream.

When you make people laugh, it turns them on in many fascinating ways. One of those is that they want to spend more money with you.

The key, of course, is not to be a clown or to bamboozle your market with dirty jokes. You need to use humour in the context of exponential strategies.

Let me be crystal clear here.

Humour alone can’t and won’t make you rich. Otherwise circus clowns and street jesters would be all driving BMWs and Bentleys. They key is to execute your exponential strategies with a pinch of carefully selected humour that fits into the context of your message and helps you reach your marketing objectives faster and with less resistance.

You have to think antimimeticisomorphically. You must think counter-culture, out-of-the-square to produce extra-ordinary results.

Of course, you’re already chock-a-block with the running of your business. So how the &%$#%# are you going to find all those jokes?!?!?

The good news is that you don’t have to study how to be funny or even take a clown course. No, you could have a really lame sense of humour but once you know what I’m about to tell you, you can start using it as your new secret weapon to strengthen the bond with your clients starting... TOMORROW!

I released a brand new product called, The Wizard’s Wisecracks™ – 52 Weekly Jokes on Office Life and Technology That Will Make Going to Work FUN!

It’s loaded with quality and ‘healthy’ jokes that will help you to relax and unwind and have a good laugh – at least once a week! AND, the best part, it will help you to keep the conversations you’re having with your clients a touch more interesting, funny and more effective!

It’s not just any list of random jokes.

In fact this is my private hand-picked collection of ‘clean’ but still hilariously funny jokes.
The best news is that it’s automatic. Which means, you will receive all the best jokes into your email automatically, you don’t have to anything, that’s right... nothing.  

All you have to do (OK, you have to do a little bit of work) is cut ‘n paste the joke you like and send it to your clients with your sales message and laugh all the way to the bank!

Each joke is GUARANTEED to make your clients crack up, they will like you more and it will increase your chances of getting a sale – KA-CHING! While having fun!

Just sign up here and for only $39.95 you will get fresh, new, totally out-of-the-ordinary 52 opportunities to increase the size and the frequency of each transaction with your clients. This is also a great way to start having fun in your business – it’s probably been a while since you done that...

Of course, if you’re a little tight, and don’t mind a little work, you can try the following Antimimeticisomorphic strategy to get more exposure and sales for your company:

Want more fun in your life/business?

You need to go to www.OnlyFunnyStories.com and/or www.OnlyFunPics.com.

You’ll find inspiration and humour and you can even buy a subscription to my Wizard’s Wisecracks™ - jokes and funny stories about office life and technology that is bound to get you laughing – at least once a week!

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